OWI Cure-all

萬病の薬

Cure-all

大東亜虚栄丸

Greater East Asia Vanity Pill

有効　痔瘻、肺病、脚気、頭痛、眩暈、流行性感冒、栄養不良、花柳病、其他一般

以上の症状あらば日本軍部の最新式発明たる

Effective for hemorrhoids, lung disease, beriberi, headache, vertigo, common cold, malnutrition, willow flower diseases, and other general conditions

If you have any of the above symptoms, please use the latest invention of the Japanese military

大東亜虚栄丸を服用すべし

Greater East Asia Vanity Pill should be taken as medicine.

今月の艱難で眩暈せば、この虚栄丸を腹用する時、益々眩暈の激化することを保証す。

If you are dizzy from this month's hardships, I guarantee that your dizzy spells will intensify when you take this vanity pill.

今日の重税で頭痛せば、虚栄丸を飲む事により頭痛の深酷化すること疑いなし。

If you have a headache due to today's heavy taxation, there is no doubt that taking vanity pill will make your headache worse.

軍部は過去数年間「大東亜虚栄圏」の設立は世界中の問題の解決案の如く声明したり。

The military has for the past several years declared that the establishment of a "Greater East Asia Prosperity Sphere" is the solution to all the world's problems.

成程利き目は甚大にしてこれを飲んだ士官は一夜にして傲慢な法螺吹きとなった。

The benefits were so great that the officers who consumed it became arrogant blabbermouths overnight.

虚栄丸は萬病の薬なりと軍部は宣伝の太鼓で大童だ。

The military is strenuously trumpeting in their propaganda that the vanity pill is a cure all.

價は支那に、馬来に、ミツドウエー島沖における国民の父や夫や息子の死骸であった。

The cost was the dead bodies of the nation's fathers, husbands, and sons in China, Malaysia, and off Midway Island.

軍部の案出した大東亜虚栄丸はヤブ医者の詐欺と同じことだ。

The Greater East Asia Vanity Pill proposed by the military is the same thing as a quack’s scam.

故に米国爆撃機の組織的襲撃下に日本の大工業地が燒土と化し、その附近の住宅地も類燒し被害を蒙る前に日本の癌たる軍部はヤブ医所か、詐欺師同様なることを自覚し、国民一般はより声明なる政策に従うこそ眞の愛国である。

The U.S. bombers systematically attack Japan's major industrial sites, which are then turned into burnt ruins, the military, which is the cancer of Japan, is a quack clinic, the true patriotism is to be aware that one is just as much a fraud as the other, and to follow the policies of the people in general that are more principled.